Thirty Helens Agree 

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

Thirty Helens Agree by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

St.Helens

A shit hole, never go there or you will get syphilis.

"St.Helens is a shit hole"

St.Helens by St Helens Shit Hole September 29, 2014

Mount St. Helens 

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

Mount St. Helens by Jon March 14, 2005

Mouth Saint Helens 

During oral sex, an ejaculation into a woman's mouth that's so powerful that it leaks out from the sides. Similar to Mount Saint Helens.

This chick was sucking me off last night, and I totally pulled a Mouth Saint Helens on her. I think some of it even came out her nose.

Mouth Saint Helens by jcharlesholt April 15, 2005

Mount Saint Helens 

When you shart and jizz at the same time.

Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.

Mount Saint Helens by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010

St. Helens 

St. Helens is one of the best towns in the north west of England. It used to be part of Lancashire but sadly now is part of Merseyside. The town is built on its heritage in the coal mining industry rugby and world class glass making. We are often out to shame because we are so close to the shit hole called Liverpool. It has a booming night life and great rugby by our world class team St. Helens RLFC.
You should come it’s better than any where else in the northwest! Fuck the haters 😂

Hahahahaha St. Helens might look like a shit hole but it’s got the best community and I would never feel as welcome in any other town !

St. Helens by The names narstie, wagwan October 27, 2018

St Helens 

The best team in the Superleague, nobody can beat St Helens!!

St Helens just won the Powergen Cup Final, a score of 42-12. Next Stop: The Superleage Grand Final! COME ON YOU SAINTS!!

St Helens by Metal Master August 26, 2006