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1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.
"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"
heitger by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020
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miles heizer 

white twink who likes dogs
miles heizer please post something we are begging

miles heizer 

Miles Heizer is another word for Perfect or Perfection
''Wow look at this sunset! It's so Miles Heizer.''

Chef Heitner

A MasterChef who has an amazing youtube channel by the name of Chef Heitner and has 94 subscribers as of now. He is the best cook of all time!
Chef Heitner is amazing

miles heizer 

a talented netflix actor with a voice so pretty he could make the dictionary sound interesting.
"i recognise that actor, he's miles heizer!"
miles heizer by cynicalwish September 1, 2021
Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.
Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.
Heitzel by merode July 21, 2011

heitzenroder 

a person who is annoying and/or noone likes him.
oh my god that heitzenroder is so annoying!!
heitzenroder by mike tf January 12, 2008