1 definition by merode

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Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.
Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.
by merode July 20, 2011

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