An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018
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A large woman who runs the streets
That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!
by Cade’O March 15, 2022
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An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022
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Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
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When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.
by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022
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A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!
by unklebear February 26, 2021
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