by vicloco July 6, 2015
Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.
Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
by doublejointed6 March 25, 2017
heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.
by xaruh_ March 13, 2020
Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."
by New Eglish February 20, 2018
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
by SMONSTER October 1, 2012