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Heidelberg is a city located in the Rhein-Neckar valley in southern Germnay. This is a city that has an American military occupation. Heidelberg American Highschool is the military high school located on Mark-Twain village in the city center, the mascot is the lion, and the school colors are navy blue and gold. Is known to have major rivalries with Wiesbaden and Rammstein. No one else matters, really.

In the year 2011 Mannheim High School was shut down, with most kids moving to Heidelberg. After the year 2013 Heidelberg is set to close, forcing many of the students to move up to Wiesbaden.

Heidelberg is home to the oldest university in Germany, along with the Heidelberg Schloss. Heidelberg boasts a tradition at least 50 years old, 3 times every summer 'Arches' occurs. It is a party that happens every time the castle is illuminated and fireworks are set off. 'Arches' takes place on the terrace of the gardens to the castle, and nearly all Highschool students have attended. This party was invented by Heidelberg students and is a beautiful thing really, I get so trashed every time.

Heidelberg is also known for its domination in football and basketball, it remains one of the toughest schools to beat even in its last year with its lowest population. Heidelberg has won Europeans in football and basketball at least 25 times since its founding over 60 years ago.
Wiesbadener 1: Did you hear? Heidelberg is shutting down!

Wiesbadener 2: No way! Good thing for sports but damn, thats crazy!

Heidelberger: We will kill you all, and we will walk out on your funeral just as we walked out on your game.
Heidelberg by HHSLIONS December 28, 2012
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heidelberger effect 

the phenomenon that occurs when a woman sweats a guy so hard that she drives him into a freshman cheerleader's arms.
My friend experienced the heidelberger effect; she was all on this guy's johnson and he started jimmy-topping this freshman cheerleader with minnie-mouse bows to make her jealous.

heisenburg 

A badass meth cook AKA walter white.
hey man your a heisenburg
heisenburg by Commando Spark January 18, 2017

heisenburger 

The funniest meme account on instagram. He posts lots of funny breaking bad memes and he is irony :o! He is way better than grandmas.butt and damn.program!
Damn! This Heisenburger dude is so funny and awesome, I think I'll follow him! (On instagram)
heisenburger by Notheisenburger December 29, 2020

Heidelberg

A small University in Ohio. Heidelberg is a liberal arts, private institution. It also is knows nation wide as having one of the scariest mascots of all time, The Student Prince.
Student:I'm a student at Heidelberg.

Family member:You mean the school with the scary prince?
Heidelberg by Symphony210812 May 27, 2012

heidelberg flu

1. A person claiming to be sick in order to get out of prior obligations - to play hooky.
2. An accurate description of your hungover co-worker.
3. The classification of a weak person that doesn't know how to tell people to fuck off, so they make the excuse of being "sick"
Kenny called in "sick" to work, but we all know he has the heidelberg flu.
heidelberg flu by EffTheLogic January 29, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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