kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 23, 2006

Hugh Hefner

Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.

Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.

by Bob Morton December 4, 2003

hugh hefner

a GREAT AMERICAN HERO invented the first mens magazine playboy. also led the sexual revolution against conservative asswipes and feminist fucktards. he died a hero and is currently in heaven fucking sexy women including marilon Monroe.

Hugh hefner was a good man

by breast man98bbbbb2breastman89 February 14, 2019

Blue Hefner

A man with a beautiful penis.

Shelby: "No way you just hooked up with Joe?!?"
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."

by Blue Hefner December 19, 2011

Hugh Hefner

Hugh ppl usually think youre a fucking clown low life cunt.

Hugh Hefner: Damn bitch uz ugly 🤡

by PerryPus January 30, 2021