Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.
by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017
by thekeymaykr December 28, 2011
A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”
by you’re so hot December 27, 2022
by Susan Strong April 25, 2012
A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005
That dumb bitch with her nappy weave was looking me up and down thinking she owned the place. This hella heffer needs to back the hell up.
by toaf May 28, 2007