Girl 2:im ok feeling hopeless,
depressed and i haven't had sex in a while !
Girl 1:Girl you need a hector in your life, find
one and we can share him.
Hector is one of the Nine Worthies
Has sweet tooth and can be found chewing on rainbows.
Large amounts of gold are offered for Hector version r.h.v. make sure to keep on eye on him if you find one. Feed him daily and remember BE NICE to Hector he is very sensitive and WILL DISS YOU.
2: Bout the new Hector! Yeah!
1: He's the new version right?
2: yeah! i hope he still accepts milk & cookies!