Ass heaves 

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

Ass heaves by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

Heavies 

A term used to describe large breasts, implying that they are so large that they are heavy.

Damn, she's got the heavies

Heavies by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

New Year's Heaves 

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

New Year's Heaves by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

heavyset

adj. the only polite way to refer to someone as overweight.

you know who im talking about, the lady at the bank with the black hair, heavyset...

heavyset by viciouskev July 26, 2009

anal dry heaves 

They're like the dry heaves for your ass.

That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.

anal dry heaves by macweirdo42 February 24, 2008

Heavies 

Noun. A woman's breasts. Made popular by Andrew Schulz on the flagrant 2 podcast.

Andrew Schulz: "Billie Eilish got them heavies and now fat girls are jealous that she's showing them off".

Heavies by H@rry Nuts May 10, 2021

dry butt heaves

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

dry butt heaves by Kiki398 November 5, 2006