The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.
When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.
by gravity5 February 22, 2007
When a males penis is at its maximum erection.
Often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
Often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
by Vaxon May 8, 2009
by Frank Taylore March 12, 2008
(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.
Synonym: sausage fest
Synonym: sausage fest
by Frank Taylore March 11, 2008
by banyanboy123 August 22, 2011
When the majority of the population in a certain place consists of mainly dick or in other words, guys only. When something is dick heavy the percentage is 90% dick, 10% vagina.
by fastandfurious April 14, 2017
The action of seriously owning an individual.
To totally destroy someone in a fight even though they brought their "friends" to help out.
To go about your business of kickin' ass and takin' names without even caring.
To totally destroy someone in a fight even though they brought their "friends" to help out.
To go about your business of kickin' ass and takin' names without even caring.
Guy 1: Holy crap! Did you just see that fight?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that one dude was swingin' dick heavy! He totally messed that douche-bag up!
Guy 1: Oh shit, I think I found part of his ear...
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Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Oh you know, I got caught swingin' dick heavy on some guy.
Inmate 1: Don't lie to me. If you were really swingin' dick heavy, you would've destroyed the cops too.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that one dude was swingin' dick heavy! He totally messed that douche-bag up!
Guy 1: Oh shit, I think I found part of his ear...
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Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Oh you know, I got caught swingin' dick heavy on some guy.
Inmate 1: Don't lie to me. If you were really swingin' dick heavy, you would've destroyed the cops too.
by NeiLTheReaLDeaL February 14, 2011