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heath bar 

When a guy shoves his fingers up his cornhole, so that he has a large amount of dookey or shit smeared on his hand. He then masturbates furiously, so that the his penis is smeared with shit, looking similar to a heath bar. He then gets his girlfriend/boyfriend to give him a blow job, tasting like a delicious choclate bar.
Dude, Chris completely showed her who was boss, and gave her a heath bar. That's what I'm talking about!

Heath Ledger Bar 

A new chocolate product comprised of the followiing ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new suicide craze is going on now!
Pick yourself up a Heath Ledger Bar at your local retail store and enjoy the chocolate goodness.
Heath Ledger Bar by GB Sage January 12, 2009

Heath Ledger Bar 

A new chocolate bar recently released comprised of the following ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new craze of suicide is going on now!
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
Heath Ledger Bar by GB Sage January 12, 2009

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Jesus Health Bar 

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”
Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai