Purple Hearter 

Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??

“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”

“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”

Purple Hearter by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020

Hearteries 

The arteries connected directly to the heart.

Stop eating all that meat, your hearteries can't handle it!

Hearteries by spacenomyous October 28, 2017

heartrod  

Heartrod:
When a closet homosexual OR Xtreme Metrosexual buys a Harley Davidson V-rod , the motorcycle is now referrd to as a Heartrod .

AKA
<3-rod

Secret nazi- Look joe... isnt that a SWEET V-rod that guy is riding!

Weepie Joe- Ummmm NO, it's a Heartrod not a V-rod. Look, dont you notice that guy is wearing a murse and he's pulling into Bed Bath and Beyond.

Secret nazi- Ohhh ya.. what a joto!

heartrod by Crazy Cooter April 16, 2007

Heartrape 

The absolutely, positively, worst feeling ever in the history of mankind and the world itself. Heartrape is an intense emotional pain, exceeding that of heartbreak.

One may feel heartrape when a relationship comes to an end, when they have been cheated on, and especially at the point of immense disappointment.

Imagine someone breaking a promise they made to you... heartrape.

Imagine you're dog chewing your phone charger in half... heartrape.

Imagine your roommate eating all of your HoHo's and Zebra Cakes... heartrape.

Imagine being kicked by your own mother, getting back up, and being kicked again... heartrape.

Dude I looked it up, Kate Hudson really did have a baby... total heartrape.

Heartrape by The Usual Suspect July 24, 2011

Heartred Burns

Feeling immense love for something

"Dude what'd you think of the new Dir en Grey album?"
"Heartred burns"

Heartred Burns by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Heardtrionic Personality Disorder 

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

Heardtrionic Personality Disorder by Team Britney May 29, 2022