Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC November 13, 2007
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I have heard what you said and I agree with you
This expression is often used in the financial industry as an expression of agreement. One person will say, "Stocks are taking a beating today". The response would be "hearing youuuuuuu" (usually drawn out a bit for emphasis)
by SuperBowl October 11, 2007
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Something that happens as a result of pissing your significant other off. Usually a conversation where you get yelled at for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you tell Lindsay you was going to the strip club?
Fred: No
Dave: Well, I kinda mentioned it when I was talking to her earlier.
Fred: Oh, thats nice, thanks man. Now im gonna Hear About It later.
by prOw October 25, 2007
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one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them
Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing
by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010
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A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.
We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.
by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005
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When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!
by Patrrrrrr October 15, 2008
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hear this guy, hear this guy talking rubbish etc...
2+2 is 7, hear dooks your silly
by skunknown April 17, 2023
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