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Heaping Hank

a "Heaping Hank" is when there is a Gay orgy.... 1 member shits on someone's chest..... another smears his nuts in the shit, THEN the shitty nut guy teabags another guy.


Either that, or it's when you've had too much of Hank's mashed potatoes.




you decide, bitches.
Claude: "I had such a ROUGH night!"
Tricialique: "Had a Heaping Hank again last night, didn't ya?"
Claude: "....yeah... how did you know?"
Tricialique: Yeah... wipe the shit off your chin.... ass"
Heaping Hank by Tricialique February 2, 2005
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Heaping Bowl of Semen 

When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.
" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."
Heaping Bowl of Semen by Lemons. February 7, 2010

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.
I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle
Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.
Over-heaping by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

i need healing

Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.
Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.

Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

Psychokarmic healing 

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness
“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”