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headable
headable by john sunday January 10, 2005
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headtable • headable • Heartable • headtapped • hearable • Headtapers • headtapper • Healables • heardable • heartbleed
heartbleed
Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.
Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand
Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand
Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((
Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.
Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.
Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
heartbleed by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014
Healables
objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.
Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*
Healables by WelynWheresTheNextEP? August 19, 2021
Heartable
Heartable by Mark Sebastian October 9, 2004
Hearable
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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