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Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson
You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit
Headson by Fuck headson April 4, 2017
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Headonya 

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"
Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.
Headonya by Dofb July 27, 2010

headconvo 

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.
Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?
headconvo by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

shotgun headjob 

a peer pressure blowjob or a blowjob under pressure, turns to a agressive "pumping action" in pressure situation
she gave me a shotgun headjob in the front seat while here parents sat right on the porch!!

her old man was comin up the drive she started pumping my cock in her mouth like a shotgun !
shotgun headjob by scott doom January 5, 2010

Thomas Headon 

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes
"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"
A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.
(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"
HeadOn by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008