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Someone who displays signs of being a fuckwit.
Stop laughing, headface, or I'll kick your balls off!
headface by Nerokis July 12, 2004
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head face 

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.
"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."
head face by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

Headfaked 

Being tricked by someone in such a way that in the end, you look very stupid
Did you see Ben headfake the shit out of Bryan over there!!
Bryan must've felt like a complete idiot!
He got REALLY Headfaked
Headfaked by BOSSnigguh August 16, 2010

Good Head Face 

Adjective/Noun Used to describe a girl who has a face that you would really, really like to see giving you head. Way more than a regular girls face.
Good Head Face by DKM April 26, 2006

Jerk headfacebutt 

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
Jerk headfacebutt by SmartsKid February 5, 2018

Headfacelookinlikeabootyhole 

An insult to any one
You look like a headfacelookinlikeabootyhole
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