lena headey 

lena heady is the sexiest actress alive. great movies with her as a lead role in it are 300 and imagine me and you

bob: yo have you seen 300?
anyone-ever: yeah man! theres that mad sexy queen played by lena headey in it!
bob: word! she was also in the great lezzie film imagine me and you

lena headey by ilikeyourshirt May 4, 2009

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Dill headed Winkertoss 

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

Dill headed Winkertoss by snrod June 20, 2011

took a header 

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

took a header by Darnoc October 12, 2013

text for your header 

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

text for your header by A person yo June 1, 2019

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021