headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.

Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot

by Biofreezedog July 15, 2014

Headbangers Ball

A show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. Too few metal videos, man...

If they show that godawful Zakk Wylde video again, I'm going to scream.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Air-headbangers

You know how some air-heads are pretty nice to talk to, and seem to have somewhat of a brain?
Well these type are not the case, they are hardcorly idiotic, ignorant, and superficial. They expel more stupid-ness in a second than our whole galaxy does in a year.

You: Oh hey, you are my team-mates right?

air-headbangers: PPFF, yeah...I mean... if you like guys who are into Jonas brothers and like, long-dongs

You: Go mosh to your face, you idiotic air-headbanger.

by Adatoo February 11, 2010

headbanger boogie

Marijuana from Hawaii, especially Maui.

"I can't just smoke some regular weed and write, regular weed don't really do nothing for ya thoughts... But when I smoke some headbanger boogie...!"

by TY2K August 22, 2003

headbang threashold

an equation that determines wether it is approprite to headbang to a perticular song. that factors that contribute to this equation are:beats per second of the drums, speed of guitar, number of guitars, speed of lyrics, screaming quality and vol of amps and no of amps

the equation is

MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)

if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed

by thespirit July 8, 2009

headbangers ball

A metal show on MTV2. The shis pretty formuliac: Shadows Fall video, Unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, shitty videos interrupted by Jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering Hatebreed is so shitty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. Sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those shitty watered down metalcore bands. I usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it.

dont watch it, seriously.

by Liberate te ex Inferis March 7, 2005

Headbangers Hangover

After a hard night of headbanging, your neck's aching the following morning.

"I have such a headbangers hangover from last night"

by dudeeeeeeeeeee September 1, 2008