Head up ass disease 

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

Head up ass disease by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

head up your ass

1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole

1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"

head up your ass by Dylan K. May 4, 2006

head up ones ass 

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

head up ones ass by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

head up my ass 

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

head up my ass by radical female May 21, 2014

Try sticking your head up your ass 

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Try sticking your head up your ass by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

headupassitis 

The condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their ass. It's a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely retarded things.

Dave: Hey John, did you hear about Larry from across the hall?

John: No. What happened?

Dave: He told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.

John: What a fucktard, he's got a bad case of headupassitis.

headupassitis by talldude65 August 16, 2010

headupass day 

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

headupass day by cyrrus April 9, 2025