When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny
knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the
lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been
CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he '
just learned' about the
corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could
see the reporters' reflections.