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Head Press

When you bench press a girl while she is giving your head.
I head Pressed her so i could get a work out and get head.
Head Press by matt schafer July 28, 2008

Bald Head Press Conference 

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

Head Pressure 

I woke up with some head pressure yesterday
Head Pressure by Vitaen September 16, 2022

Indian Headress 

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.
guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*
Indian Headress by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

indian headdress 

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.
Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.

Headdress 

A mullet belonging to a female
Have you seen Jake's mom's new haircut? That hillbilly broad got herself a HEADDRESS!!!
Headdress by Krist-stain July 25, 2011