choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 7, 2009

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023