Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"

Stupid Haynus Syndrome by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

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haysus

Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.

Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."

haysus by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013

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haylussy

haylussy is ussy combined with hayl

haylussy loves wax and being praised

people that are named haylie combined with ussy love their ex’s

haylussy is ranked number 111 on best ussy combinations

look at her shes such a haylussy

haylussy by savytoes June 17, 2022

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hajzus

a meatball.

a Nazi

one who likes to lure children into his car with candy.

Mentally unstable dictator

If you think about it, Hitler was kind of a hajzus.

hajzus by Dennis G. Craig January 20, 2009

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hayusha

Life saving plant

Hayusha is the plant who saved so many lives.

hayusha by SlyBeatriX16 November 23, 2021

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《¤》Haystack《¤》haysUstack《¤》haystacK《¤》

《¤》Haystack《¤》haysUstack《¤》haystacK《¤》 by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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