by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.
by Tjlazer111 November 10, 2019
When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.
by Seamypick March 24, 2016
That haystack has a boxfan booty!
by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018
When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.
by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017
(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.
by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017
n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011