3 definitions by Seamypick
When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.
by Seamypick March 24, 2016
When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.
After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.
by Seamypick February 8, 2015
When a man or woman's anal cavity is used as a pie crust. Usually being held open with a clamp of some sort, the cavity is kept wide and ingredients that go in a pie go into the hole.
by Seamypick February 12, 2015