Hanford

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

Hanford by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008

Hayford

Popular for Christ. A very social and influential person that loves people and draws them to the goodness of Christ

Hayford is my child's name.

Hayford by Effizboy February 10, 2020

Hainford 

Hainford is a small village along to A140 (the Cromer road) in Norfolk, England. Although it is a very pleasant little place the recent establishment of Harvest Close turns its reputation down a notch, likening it to the likes of Thorpe Marriot and the new estate of Horsford.

Despite being quite a nice place, there is practically nothing for the teenager generation to do in Hainford except the Adventure Playground (which gets a little less adventurous with every inch you gain in height) and illegally going into the private woods of the Hainford Hall Car Spares. If one could get into Hainford Hall itself this would be intriguing, for it is apparently haunted.

The only interesting things that have ever happened in Hainford was when the pub caught fire and when a car went in the car crusher at the Car Spares when it still had petrol in it. Kaboom.

"I live in Hainford."
"Where?"

and the only thing one ever gets asked by passing cars when walking through Hainford: "Excuse me, where's Hainford Hall Car Spares?"

Hainford by I am no one. June 7, 2004

Hanford

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

Hanford by Tagen June 16, 2008

Hayford

You attract success and money. You are a lover of nature and do not need others for your happiness. You are self sufficient. You strive for material success and power and have business sense. You possess strong organizational abilities, can be a good manager, and executive by nature. You are capable of great achievement in business and finance. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. Everyone loves Hayford.

Hayford it’s my best friend

Hayford by HoodSavior November 22, 2021

Hanford Hookup 

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

Hanford Hookup by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

Kofi Hayford

Amazing Roommate of Dim, just shaved his head today.

"hey kofi"
"hey Dim"

Kofi Hayford by Dim September 20, 2003