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1.
Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.
"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"
by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008
 
2.
Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.
"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"
by Tagen June 16, 2008
 
3.
Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*

Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali
"Whoa I thought you moved away"

"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."

"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."
by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 07, 2009
 
4.
A town in the middle of no where in California where it's actually ghetto...where everyone speaks spanish and the grown ups look like former confederates of the civil war also no one drinks the water because its polluted...there shouldnt be any reason to have gangbangers and high teen pregnancies because, there's really nothing to do in Hanford it's the equivalent to the smell of the desert in such cases and everyone is high on that hyphy shyt for some reason
James-Hey I'm from LA where you from?
Alfredo-Hanford

James-Wheres that at?
Alfredo-near Fresno
James-Where's that at?
Alfredo-close to Visalia
James-Where that at?
Alfredo-near Tulare
James-whars that?
Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield
James-Hu?
Alfredo_Nevermind dude
by AJ Luis June 09, 2009
 
5.
An awesome city in Central California where fucktards who are born and raised, then leave only to bash.
Hanford sucks = I'm retarded.
by S.W.G. March 17, 2013