haybag 

(n.) Slang term for a female. Often used when a male is unsure of the nature of his relationship with said female. (i.e. friend, friend with benefits, benefits despite lack of friendship, girlfriend, fiance, wife by common law marriage, babymama, mistress etc.)

1. "What d'ya say there Boss. Did ya feel that earthquake last night...I woke up and the whole trailer was shakin'...I though the haybag was runnin' the washin' machine or somethin'.

2. "How's the haybag doing?"

"I don't know. I think we broke up cause she acts like she hates me, but every other night we're bonin'. She must have found out about my babymama."

haybag by poop456 October 19, 2011

dirty hambaga 

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

dirty hambaga by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

hambagel 

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

hambagel by JCSpags October 11, 2010

habaglu 

A dyslexic monkey

Jake Paul acts like a habaglu

habaglu by Hichmo August 25, 2021

Hagbag 

Paper bag to be placed over the head of a seriously ugly female when she is out in public.

Hey Tracy! Where is your Hagbag?

Hagbag by Dr Juice February 1, 2004

Hambaga 

A term regularly used by Ronarudo, the Japanese Ronald McDonald, self-appointed ruler of the Demon World. When in battle, he says it while chucking copious amounts of hamburgers from his Value Meal at his enemies.

"Hamburger" in Japanese.

"Cheesu-Hambaga" is "Cheeseburger"

It is also used in conjunction with the occasional "GO ACTIVE", a phrase referencing the Go Active advertising campaign that was launched by McDonald's which addressed obesity.

"RAN RAN RU" is a phrase, like "HAMBAGA DA", that is rarely used in battle, on the occasion that his enemy is thoroughly screwed.

HAMBAGA DA

I'M ROVIN' IT

Hambaga by Age of Empires August 6, 2011

Haybaler 

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010