Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020

hawkinsed 

To get so terribly drunk you resemble Stephen Hawkins on a bad day

I got totally hawkinsed last night

hawkinsed by Baboon2010 April 12, 2014

joseph hawkins 

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

joseph hawkins by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

hackensack 

hackensack is basically a big city with 43,000 or more people. it has a high school population of about 2000 students or more. the upper part is the rich section and the downtown part is the ghetto part. that part has drugs and gangs. thats where the projects at. u no.

hackensack high school

hackensack by klsdfjlasj May 20, 2006

Hackensack 

Hackensack is a city in Bergen County New Jersey about 10 miles west of New York City. Although Hackensack feels like its damn near Newark because of its high minority population, it's not. Bergen County is mainly white while hackensack might be one of the most mixed places by race in the country. The city has about 43,000 people and it's demographic make up is around 40% white, 25% black, 26% Hispanic, 6% asian, 10% other, and 1% Native Amercan.

-Whoa you look like your black, asian, white, and cuban!!

-thats because im from hackensack.

Hackensack by bp92387 January 1, 2009