cock haver

The stereotypical man-perv.

A walking hard on.

Ian stop being such a cock haver.

by nick575657 November 28, 2007

Back Haver

An individual that looks out for their peers well being and reputations and will defend his or her friends at the cost of being alienated by others.

Jesse was not being a back haver today when he was talking shit behind my back!

by Krizzie & Jrizzie December 30, 2011

Women haver

Being so sexy to the point where you have many women.

Non-Women haver: Hey man, wanna play a video game?
Women haver: Nah, i have many women, i'm too busy to play a video game.

by MrWomenHaver April 25, 2021

the sex havers

a group with quackity and karl in it. not georgenotfound

person: what is that group called with quackity, karl and george in it?
me: you mean quackity and karl. its called the sex havers

by idkausernameplshelp January 11, 2022

Vag-haver

A person who has a vagina

Wow! I love having sex with that vag-haver! Their vagina was so there! No dangler on that vag-haver.

by afitzy17 November 17, 2022

havers lane

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.

Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!

by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019