I have not yet begun to fight 

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

I have not yet begun to fight by falcon176 June 11, 2008

the havelots 

Those who have it all, unlike the havenots.

Should we somehow feel guilty about our superior status and therefore all of our freedoms as the havelots?

the havelots by Dr Bunnygirl April 26, 2021

You have not been to Samos 

Legendary phrase used by Greece's Prime Minister to deflect press release questions with regard to the refugee crisis (2021). The phrase is an attempt to gaslight your interlocutor by cancelling their past experience or knowledge of an event, topic, etc. It implies the other person has no idea what they are talking about.

"I am sorry this happen to you. I have been in your shoes before, let me help"
"Get real. There is no way you have handled this sort of situation before"
"Let me show you"
"Just stop it, ok? You have not been to Samos"

You have not been to Samos by Average_Joe! November 15, 2021

Haven™ 

A being that knows ovarything™, even about nothing.

Oh god it's Haven™...

Haven™ by vaydR July 3, 2019

Have-not 

(noun) A person who does not possess the necessary credentials in order for them to be successful. Likewise, this person is not able to express qualities of credibility.

The networking teacher said that he could not take the day off because he was a have-not and needed to work towards his certification.

Have-not by McCrapper March 25, 2013

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing 

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Haventry 

A frivolous activity in which one invests a substantial amount of funding.

He’s wasting all of his savings on Haventry!

Haventry by Vytonic February 19, 2019