Have a shit and fall back in it 

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

Have a shit and fall back in it by Flealine March 26, 2009

can't have a shit in detroit 

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

can't have a shit in detroit by anonymous September 14, 2021

let's have a shit 

to say to have a good time with your homies

Brad: dude... what should we do today?
Paul: let's have a shit bro

let's have a shit by rinnalives February 5, 2019

can't a guy have a shit 

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

can't a guy have a shit by jazzem December 8, 2021

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

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If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit 

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019