You Have A Crush?

You Have A Crush? Is The Word That Someones Asks When Someone Asks A Person That They Have A Crush.

So In My Class... Bro I Had A Crush. She/He Was Cute. But You Have A Crush?

by GideonBratland January 18, 2023

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 4, 2023

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

Where have you been ?

A question asked by a female voice in your head whenever you enter a cafe shop and a guy says "ah you are back"

Voice in le head : Where have you been ?, been searching all along, came facing twilight on and on

by Omin,the_definer October 28, 2023

Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 29, 2011

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 29, 2023