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Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"
Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Mississippi Haunted House 

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”

Haunted House Video 

This place is our flophouse we’re the flop sit a cvm
Oh my god bestie let’s go watch the Haunted House Video
Haunted House Video by BaddieMcFatty December 24, 2021

haunted house 

hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee
I don't wanna go to haunted house, I won't be able to sleep at night!
haunted house by Mariami November 12, 2007

Haunted House 

During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.
Haunted House by Cmcintir November 4, 2008

The Haunted House 

If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.
Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰