(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
by Craig May 10, 2004
Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.
Hatstand means crazy.
by IngyG May 17, 2020
Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.
For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.
Much like a Hatstand.
For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.
Much like a Hatstand.
by Cheerful John January 23, 2012
wank fodder for rex
by not mealifer October 27, 2003
A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 29, 2014
To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.
We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.
by StarSmythe April 18, 2020