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hashbeen 

Someone who uses hashtags incorrectly and doesn't fully understand the social media landscape. By using hashtags on Facebook, which has no functional purpose, they prove that they're still trying to be cool and social media savvy yet failing.
Monica's Facebook post: "I'm so tired, I'm ready for this workday to be over! #work #needanap #sleepy #9to5 #overit"

Monica's friends: Monica is such a hashbeen! Doesn't she know hashtags mean nothing on Facebook?
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hasbeend 

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex
The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.
hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009
In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.
The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."
hasbeen by dearhearts November 4, 2003
A brave and talented men humble and has a unique personality
Hasheen has the best personality
hasheen by Prince tut May 18, 2017

All County [Hasbeen] 

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.
Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.

Hashbernation

a period of isolation in which large amounts of cannabis are consumed
dude 1: where's Bob , dude?

dude 2: he's gone into hashbernation

dude 1: fuckin aye
someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business
David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.
hasbeen by sal flip February 5, 2008