hartl
A cognoscente who catches turtles.
hartl by science_elf August 19, 2004
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Harlem Globetrotters
A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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The Harlem City Shuffle
The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.
Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”
The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022
Glass Harley
An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)
Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014
I Hardly Know Her
A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011
Harbleu
(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.
(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.
Disappointing, I know.
(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.
Disappointing, I know.
1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."
2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."
2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."
Harbleu by Who, I ask? December 8, 2013