Haithcock

The athletic director at your school who is female and straight, yet is very masculine and single. She may also live alone with various animals (mainly cats and dogs).

Dave: Wow. Is it just me, or is Coach Arledge really manly? She almost seems like a lesbian.
Mike: No. She's just a Haithcock.

Haithcock by M.J. Lazzeri December 14, 2008

hatcockly 

The word result of a selection of letters given in an offset team speak.

Also worth 24 points in a game of scrabble.

Chatcock... Chatcockly... Hatcockly!

hatcockly by squishy001 November 22, 2010

hathcock 

A man who attempts to seed any female he comes into contact with, especially a female employee.

Did you see Mark with the new girl? Man, he is such a hathcock.

hathcock by YoureW3lc0m3 January 11, 2017

hardacockatitis 

This is a disease when your cock is constantly hard. Possibly caused by a smoking hot chick or a need for female contact.

My girl's riding the red tide and is giving me hardacockatitis.

hardacockatitis by Steve R. Jimbo January 21, 2009

hardcock

Persons that go hard for the life of the party, whilst all others fizzle out with their soft little cocks.

Frosty asks, "Whats that noise? Is that Thunder?"

No its just some hardcocks jumping on the roof.

hardcock by hawksbury 2006 December 14, 2006

Hartsock 

One who loves himself and his very expensive possessions almost as much as he wishes he could have sex. Also one who is obnoxiously loud and, on occasion, racist.

(!)Warning!! This type of person will often bite leaving you with large bruises(!)

"(Sarcastically)You are superior, not because you are older than me, but because you are Michael!"

"What? Are you calling me a Hartsock?!"

"Runnnn nigger nigger nigger!! Runnn."

Hartsock by WhoisMeesh October 10, 2008

HARTSOCK 

an act of removing a contraceptive during sex, male of female, with the intention of giving your partner "all of your heart"

a male who pretends to use a condom when having sex; will routinely distracting the female, to avoid notice of his unusually small penis, to remove the contraceptive.

the practice of removing a condom unoticed; with the intention of causing a pregnancy so that the female will not leave him

Usually the practice of "Hartsocking" is implimented by the female gender as to induce a baby; ie: keep a nigga baby

Sam punches Julie in the back of the head, distracting her, and quickly removed the condom and began hartsocking the unsuspecting female

HARTSOCK by SHORTS September 25, 2007