hairy crumpler 

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

hairy crumpler by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler 

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

hrary crumpler by T record June 1, 2013

rebound harry Crump Ler definition 

once once has made a public spectacle of one's self extra ignorant of the underpinning of the interweb certain inconvenient definitions begin to self propagate not much unlike alien mold

trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect

rebound harry Crump Ler definition by heavy hoser June 1, 2013

hrary crump ler 

premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby

hrary crump ler by T record June 1, 2013