Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".
by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009
Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.
"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"
"Oh yea? What song did you play?"
"Blowin' in the Wind."
"Oh yea? What song did you play?"
"Blowin' in the Wind."
by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008
When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
by Ash-the-great-1 September 23, 2008
Anything you want it to be brother
I'm going to wet harmonica you up
by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013
The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.
by BMWBills October 27, 2009
A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).
EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"
by JoeyKayComedian September 27, 2009
When you take a soft pack of cigarettes, rip off the bottom and top, and light the entire pack at one time, puffing and blowing light a harmonica
by Kid Kane July 9, 2020