The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)
Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"
by Matt January 09, 2004
A phrase to describe when a person gets hurt — particularly when they are doing something goofy or stupid. The term is derived from the high pitched noise made by dogs when they are injured.
That guy tried to pop a wheelie and fell on his head. Did you see him harf himself?
by LiverpoolGuy February 23, 2009
when something is split into two
ar gis' harf a dat ciggerette innit ye safe ye blap blap blap
by definition1000 May 27, 2005
An attitude usually associtiated with a gaffaw and/or an eye roll and generally conotating dislike, annoiyance, or lack of concern.
When drunk uncle Larry told the same joke for the third time, I just had to harf.
by J. Corinne Gordon July 12, 2003
when someone simultaneously barfs and farts
Anthony really needs to harf.
by Megan Holcomb June 23, 2006
someone who likes porn, or who looks at porn, anyone with a wanker
by Connor November 02, 2003