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The opposite of a Softboy but also different from a fuckboy. The Hardboy doesn't appeal to her emotions or gives mixed signals/sleeps around with different women. Instead, The Hardboy is much more straight forward, he guns for only one girl at a time but actually cares about her and may even commit to a relationship. Everything about him is Hard from playing hard to get, Hard Looks, hard swearing, to always having a hard on for you, he is the epitome of Hard. The only downfall is that he may constantly have a boner because he likes your butt too much, and make walking around with him difficult since he has to hide his hard on all the time.
Alyssa: "Ugh do Hardboys even exist? I honestly have no idea if they're even out there."
Debbie: "Yeah I agree, but basically you combine the looks of Chris Hemsworth's "Thor" with the attitude/speaking pattern of Samuel L. Jackson's "Nick Fury" and you get a Hardboy.
Hardboy by ozzy0110 March 11, 2019
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hardy boys 

1. a mystery series produced from the 20's to the 70's.

2. another name for a man's testicles.
1. "Oh man, I love reading The Hardy Boys!"

2a. "Looks like The Hardy Boys are going on another adventure!"

2b. "The Hardy Boys are excited...and it's no mystery!"
hardy boys by AnyaFanya May 27, 2006

Ed Hardy Boys 

A group of guys at a bar or club, all wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be there getting clues to solve a crime/mystery.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).

Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
"Man look at those Ed Hardy Boys harassing that waitress, they must be interrogating her for clues."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
Ed Hardy Boys by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

the hardy boys 

a nickname for the slash pairing Eric Delko/Ryan Wolfe (CSI: Miami)
A: Do you got any fiction with the hardy boys?
B: Sure. You looking for ryan-centric or eric-centric?

The Hardy Boys Special 

When two homies decide to engage in oral sex and the recipient eats a can of Vienna sausage.
"Hey, babe, I thought we should do something special tonight."

"What's with the can of Vienna sausages?"

"We're gonna do The Hardy Boys Special."

Hardy Boys status 

The status of being slightly popular, but disproportionate to the amount of episodes, books, or songs made. Typically used to refer to media. A reference to the hardy boys series.
-I think Chuck has reached Hardy Boys status.
-Yeah, I agree, it used to be good but now it's just ridiculous. They've kept it running for way too long.
Hardy Boys status by tvaiello January 12, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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