The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."
awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.