The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.

handsex by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006

handsex

sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.

Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.

handsex by lafonda29 August 19, 2005

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handsex

v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate

I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24

handsex by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

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Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

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