To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.
Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.
Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.
Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.
The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer
Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.
When you sober up while fucking an ugly broad (Swamp Donkey), the penis actually retacts inword.
Fuckin fat bitch was so ugly I got the worst hard-off ever
a switch on a penis implant, that lowers it.
a big hardware chain in Japan.
a video game
"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather