Bomb the harbor

To take a dump with the stealthness and ferocity that the Japenese had in 1941. This can cause devastating results, such as sinking the Arizona, clogging the toilet, and creating ass-touching tsunami's of terror. Synonomous with, but not limited to, taking a dump, taking a shit, pinching a loaf, and dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

Dude get the fuck out of the way, i gotta bomb the harbor.

Jesus fucking christ, I can smell the destruction from all the way upstairs.

by BDIZZLE June 10, 2004

Gig Harbor

small town of Washington State where old people live and many teenagers reside. Old people enjoy the town, while the teenagers hate it.Everyone sits around til 9 comes. That is when everyone drives around waiting who will volunteer to throw the party tonight. People often meet at the McDonalds parkinglot, where it is not uncommon to see 40 teenagers at a time (half of them already drunk). There are parties every weekend and often people sleep in their cars. Weed is found in humungous quantities, but quality is hard to find.

Teenagers get wasted in Gig Harbor every night.

by rosie aka ajax ::.:: alex rose April 8, 2006

Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 27, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Keego Harbor

The City between rich ass West Bloomfield township and shit hole Pontiac, Michigan. also known to be destroyed by kids in the early 2000 and current.

Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 1990s-99 (84.7%)

Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 2000s-10 (278.1%)

Fastest Growing Crime rate in Michigan by under the age of 18

List of Police reported names:

William Gregory
Malike Martin
Dre Saunders
Peter Difranco
Dominic Huhn
Danial Munoz
Kevin Belane
David Jacobs
Andrew Myer
Bill Thomas
Drew Patterson
Katie Dudley
Tashawn Mccoy
Skyler Tatem
Brandon Huhn

you smoke weed you skate and you chill

you def from keego harbor

by RealTalkInTheDNig September 23, 2011

harbor bomber

A racist word for a Japanese person or someone of Japanese decent. This word is derived from the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. This not often take seriously, and is found humorous to many Japanese. Simular to the slang 'cracker' and white people.

Ignore Alanah, she is a harbor bomber.

by Wickersmith December 13, 2005

Harbor Springs

Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.

Harbor Springs is a veritable prep town.

by lestat221 October 17, 2006