A small resort town on mount desert island in maine, once held summer residents such as FDR, Edgar Allan Poe and thank goodness, not marthas stewart. (She's in the neighboring Seal Harbor). Everyone will wake up early for Breakfast at the colonels, followed by lunch at the swim club. Mixed doubles on tennis club road always draws a crowd and who doesn't enjoy sunset service. Afternoons are spent on the water sailing, and boating around the cranberry isles and somes sound. Known for it's Monday night dances at the golf club which every resident from the age of 8 to 18 is eligable to attend. The last song before the older kid's arrive, always has been and will be Rock Lobster. The town is comprised of the american elite, many of whom spend their winters in pennsylvania, NEH is nicknamed Philadelphia on the Rocks for this very reason. All clothing for the summer is purchased at the holmes store for men and women and romantic room for women and If your lucky, charged to your grandparents charge account which has been active since before your parents were born. Although the season only runs from July 1st to labor day weekend the town is home to some of the oldest and most respectable familes, for whom Northeast Harbor is the definition of summer.
Houses in Northeast Harbor which are along Somes sound are reffered to as 'cottages' however each and everyone is a monument to high society, for these 'cottages' are some of the most lavish mansions, especially considering they are lived in for two months out of a year, and for some only one.
by Rock Lobster November 9, 2005
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A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.
"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."
by Alrin August 21, 2006
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A small rich place to stay at the beach in New Jersey. It is near cape may and nothing goes on there except for the Nuns' Beach Surf tournament (which is a kick ass surfing contest)and it is the home of the infamous Springer's ice cream which is the best on the face of the earth in my opinion.
Dude #1: Did you go to the beach this summer home dizzle?
Dude #2: yahh braaw i went to Stone Harbor and really got stoned haha get it? Stoned?
by Dude wheres my friggin car August 18, 2006
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Hey, at least you don't live in south centeral.
omg you live in the Harbor Area, well at least your close to the ocean.
by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016
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The place for Chinese knockoff tools at ok prices.
When you walk into a harbor freight store the smell of Chinese knockoff plastic will nock you off your feet.
by deez nuts 359021 March 14, 2018
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This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.

Ingredients:
One National Bohemian Beer
Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka
A Dash of Old Bay

Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.

Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.
Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?
Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?
Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.
by I speak for all Marylanders. December 24, 2008
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The guy who officiates a docking practice.
Hey guys, let's shove our dicks into each other's foreskin!
Wait, we need a harbor master!
by TheHarborMaster February 11, 2015
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