He harasses women!
Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
He harasses women! by Hym Iam April 28, 2024