Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.

Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.

Haphephobia by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013

Halee 

Halee’s the pretty, mature girl everyone loves.Halee is VERY loyal to her friends and whoever else shes talking to. Many say Halee is mean that’s if you get on her bad side and let’s say you might not wanna be there...

Girl halee dislikes: halee shut up no one asked you

Her: no one asked you to wear that ugly a** wig but u did

Halee by 9/11Turtlelover October 16, 2019

pics or it didn't happen 

A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use.

Guy 1: Dude, I drank four bottles of bourbon last night, then hooked up with 4 chicks at the same time, then Donald Trump came to my house and gave me a million dollars!
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.

pics or it didn't happen by The Patriarch April 8, 2006

hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.

David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

hakeem olajuwon by hakeemolajuwonfcksyouintheass December 5, 2007

Hakeem Olajuwon 

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.

Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.

Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012

Hadeed 

Meaning Iron in Arabic.

The ideal man. Probably the funniest man you will ever meet. Hadeed is sweet, handsome, kind, funny, and loving particularly when it comes to the person he loves. At times, he may seem distant, but can turn any situation into a hilarious one.

Did you see Hadeed back there? He's lookin fly as ever.

Hadeed by emma6173 April 6, 2019